One day....

I'm going to have to tell my kids, 'Daddy's a Republican, he doesnt know any better.'. If the McCain-Palin ticket wins the white house I'm moving to Canada or Europe and I will gladly forfeit my US Citizenship to live in a country where I can afford to feed my children and take them to a doctor without paying a ridiculous premium. Its really sad that a place that I have been proud to live for 23 years is turning into what seems like a post apocalyptic battlefield. When a working class family like mine who while President Clinton was in office, flourished. I remember those times and I miss them. I want my family to be secure. I want my family to be healthy. I think we deserve that as tax-paying Americans. If you are a middle class, low income or social security dependent family you should take a good hard look at what the next four years are going to be like if you vote to put John McCain and Sarah Palin in the White House.

This could be our next VP

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Vote for your own best interest.

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So excited!!

We're having a little girl!! Yay!!! Yesterday was our ultrasound and it was so exciting! Our little girl is healthy and happy as a clam right now. We also got our due date pushed back to December 17th so, we're farther along than we thought. We also made sure our ultrasound tech triple-checked before telling us the gender of the baby. This time she was positive. We feel pretty positive about this one too. Our last ultrasounds were just the really short ones done in the doctors office and this time we actually went to the imaging place and had it done. We only got a few pictures since she was moving around so much. She definitely has her dad's feet and she's got my chin and lips. The Hanson chin is curse. So is the nose. Let's hope she doesn't get the schnoz. Thats all I got folks!

I'm going to go enjoy a celebratory bowl of froot loops while The Bear is cold passed out.

Well, fuck you too.

This week has been complete shit. Let me tell you why. For starters my crazy ass cat will not stop bringing critters into my clean, sanitary home. And by critters I mean the living and dead kind. Like, right now as I'm typing this there is a half-live bird in my bedroom. Since we moved into this house there has been a constant stream of snakes, moles, field mice and frogs left in my hallway, laundry room and bedroom. Also said cat who dont get me wrong is the sweetest most loyal creature I've ever owned has been tearing things apart lately like, my sons inflatable bathtub, his inflatable pool and my couch and mattress. She was cooped up in our house for nearly two months recently due to some health problems and I think she's punishing me.

I've been feeling pretty sluggish lately. I got food poisoning two weeks ago and my stomach still hasnt fully recovered. On tuesday, some teenage punk came flying around the corner in his shitty honda accord and almost fucking hit me. I told him to slow down and he called me a 'fucking fat bitch'. I'm fat because I'm pregnant you motherfucker and I hope I see you again when I'm not pregnant so I can teach you a fucking lesson about respecting your elders. Actually I hope he gets in a very serious car accident and loses use of his legs. When that happens and I see him crossing the street in his wheelchair I'm going to speed up and scare the shit out of him. Then when he tells me to slow down I'm going to call him a 'fucking cripple'. A girl can dream.

What's a good substitution for a really strong gin and tonic? I need one, desperately.

I'm a crazy cat lady.